I love twitter. I’ll admit, I was late to the game here. I didn’t really see what the big deal was- well, HELLO?! Boy was I wrong! Twitter is much more fun than Facebook ever could be. Facebook is full of drama with people you actually know, twitter can be full of drama with people you DON’T know- much better! Everyone’s Grandma (including my own!) is on Facebook- twitter is much safer. Another benefit to twitter is the 130 character limit. It’s genius! No 3/4 page full posts about your crap that no one cares about, 140 characters is much more manageable.
Hash tags are great, they were designed to be a way to “sort” posts into categories, which is still their primary use, but lots of us twitter “pros” (haha) can use them in fun ways. Sometimes I wish my kids were on twitter, just so I could shortcut my directions to them into hash tags.
Here’s what the top ten “trending” hash tags would be if my peas were on twitter:
1. #SHHHHHHHHH
2. #flushthetoilet
3. #stoplickingyourbrother
4. #cleanupyourmess
5. #getyourfingeroutofyournose
6. #EATYOURFOOD
7. #nojumpingoffthebunkbeds
8. #WHAAATNOW
9. #askyourfather
10. #yesiloveyoubutitisstillNO
So spill it! What would be YOUR top trending hash tag with your kids??
Haha! This is hilarious! I made a Twitter account and then gave it up because at the time, I was so addicted to Facebook but now I’m to “into” blogging!
Yes it’s a lot to balance!
I love this! Hysterical! I never thought about it, I bet I would have some funny ones with two little babes. Just this morning I had the same as you #stoppickingyournose
Haha! I could have gone on and made more than ten for sure!
Hilarious!! The top trending here would be #StopCopyingYourSister
Thanks! Yes, that could have been on my list too 😉
#dontaskdadgoaskmom
Haa Haa Seriously — ALL of these are spot on! #Dontbesodramatic would be at the top of our list lately!
Love it! Great list. Visiting from Wine’d Down Wednesday.
Thanks so much for linking up!!
#spinspinspin
She likes to do this until she falls down. It is funny. ( we keep dangerous stuff away.)
My kids do that too! lol! Thanks so much for linking up!
Hysterical! Mine would be #getoffthecomputer and #gotobed. I have teenagers. 🙂
haha! I think I could use those two as well, and I DON’T have teens yet! 😉 thanks for linking!
Love this!! Some of my hashtags would probably be #stophittingyoursister and #cleanupthatmess. And definitely the #SHHHHHHH! 😉
Glad we are together in this, haha! Thanks so much for stopping by!
Love these, Michelle! Mine would be #becauseIsaidso and #doyourhomework and#areyoustillintheshower. Teenage girls are hell on the water bill!
lol-ing at the shower!!!! I am NOT looking forward to that haha! thanks for linking again!!
Hilarious! Will pin this! hmmm…mine would probably be
#takeabitetobepolite (picky eaters) or #nojumpingonfurniture (I have two boy toddlers)
Oh I feel ya with the furniture, ours looks like crap- waiting till they are a bit older to get some nicer stuff haha thanks for linking!!
This is awesome! I think I would add #BecauseISaidSo to the list! Lol! Because sometimes that’s all the reason you need!
That’s perfect! No need for any other ones 😉
Hilarious! I think mine would be #donteatthatsdogfood #nononoNO #noplugsinyourmouth #donteatthatdirt #watchyourstep
ha! Those are great ones, for sure!
haha! I still feel like I’m working to get the hang of twitter and hashtags!
They are tricky, for sure! Thanks for stopping by!
Hilarious! I think that mine would be #elmoisnightnight because that is the only way that we can get our toddler to stop asking us to turn on Sesame Street. You would think that all we do is let her watch TV, when, in fact, we hardly ever let her. Maybe that is why she asks…
Becky 🙂
I’m my experience, it doesn’t matter how much or little they watch TV, they still ALWAYS ask for it! ha!
I finally joined Twitter after being nervous about it for so long – can see how addictive it can become already!
A hash tag I’d include #nownotlater and #whatsthemagicword
It’s very addictive, huh? Thanks so much for visiting!
#imonthetoiletshutthedoor, #whosmellslikepoop, #pickthatupNOW, #areufreakingserious, #ohmygodwhatdidyoudo, #quitfreakingout, #thatsone, #thatstwo, #thatsthreegototimeout
Ha! Yes, those seem about right too 🙂
Late to the game on this one. So funny, creative, and true. #washyourhands #changeyourunderwear #stopwhining
That’s ok…hashtags never get old!! :O)