All kids fight. Mine do, all of the time. Like every single day, no matter what. I honestly cannot ever remember a day when they didn’t fight about something. Sometimes it’s over something I can “get” and other times it’s over something completely ridiculous. Over the last week, I have taken note over some things my kids have fought over. All of these are real- they are not made up. Happy reading!
1. Someone touched them.
2. Someone looked at them.
3. Someone poked them in the arm.
4. Someone ate their snack.
5. Their tablet ran out of batteries, but the other’s still have some.
6. Someone didn’t hold the door open for them.
7. Someone broke their house in their Minecraft world.
8. Mom cooked the dinner their sister “wanted” and not them.
9. Someone is older.
10. Someone is younger.
11. Someone is a boy and they are not.
12. Someone is a girl and they are not.
13. Someone had a loose tooth and not them.
14. Someone was singing.
15. Someone won’t connect in Minecraft with them.
16. Someone else got in the tub first.
17. Someone was wearing blue.
18. Someone won at Wii.
19. Someone got to be Mario and not them when they were playing Mario Kart.
20. Someone ate the last piece of cheese.
21. Someone ate the last Otter Pop.
22. Someone ate the last really anything you can imagine.
23. Someone got to feed the dog and they did not.
24. Someone was swinging higher than them.
25. Someone was walking too fast to the bus stop.
26. Someone breathed near them.
27. Someone sat too close to them on the couch.
28. Someone had to go potty but the potties were being used by their siblings.
29. Someone called them Poop face.
30. Someone got left out from being called Poop face.
Do your kids fight over stupid stuff? Please tell me I am not alone on this one! Share your kid’s most recent squabbles below!
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