Oh Tootles!

If you have anyone living in your house that is under 5, chances are you are familiar with Tootles, Mickey’s strange, flying computer friend. Tootles always helps Mickey and his friends out with three special tools and one mystery Mouseskatool. These tools get Mickey out of all sorts of tricky situations, like that time Daisy’s pet elephant got stuck in a tree- like who hasn’t had THAT issue!

This got me thinking. Tootles would be a great guy to have around, as long as it’s not the creepy Tootles with eyes- that Tootles gives me the heeby geebies. Except Tootles would bring me different things, and not giant fans or bouncy shoes. If Tootles were my friend, he would be working overtime because that dude would be bring me crap DAILY.

(See^^^^ creepy)

OH TOOTLES!!

These kids are making me crazy- bring me a nanny and have her take them to the park so I can take a nap. Problem solved.

TOOTLES!!! I’m out of wine, go to Fry’s and get me a bottle, and if your paying, I’ll take a fancy kind 🙂

OH TOOTLES!! Get over here and clean these potties. Oh, you don’t actually clean? Fine, bring me a maid then.

Crap! Tootles, Hannah got play-dough in the rug, AGAIN. Please bring me a magic spray that take it out in one shot. And a flame gun so I can burn the rest so I don’t have to deal with this anymore.

TOOTLES!! Bring me a sandwich. With chips. From Beyond Bread.  Soup too.

Oh man, I hate ironing Tootles, bring me some freshly ironed shirts for Mr. Pea, and then a margarita to celebrate a job well done.

I’m feeling lazy Tootles, bring me a new butt so I don’t have to work out anymore. I’ll take some abs while you are out.

TOOTLES!! Play Wii with Abby- I’m tired of playing Mario Kart!

Phew! The kids are finally in bed! Tootles, bring me a giant, calorie free piece of chocolate cake and a mojito- yes, that sounds great.

Oh man….having a Tootles would be awesome! Just as long as he doesn’t have eyes…quit staring at me Tootles.

If you had a Tootles, what would be your Mouseskatools be??