Sometimes I like to pretend I write for a newspaper, a newspaper written by moms for moms. Each newspaper has headlines of the important stories and events of the day. These headlines are some that time you
ate tried to eat at a restaurant with your kids. Do you remember that time? Sure you do. We all remember that time, because we have had that time too. We can all relate. Here are the headlines from every mom’s trip to a restaurant:
1.Local Mom Makes Poor Decision Taking Toddler Into Restaurant, All Patrons Agree.
2.Children Think Restaurant Is Playground, Mom Reported Seeing Downing Wine At Table.
3.Child Finishes A Whole Three Bites of Very Expensive Child Meal.
4.”If I Had Known They Were Just Going To Pick Chicken Nuggets, We Would Have Just Stayed Home”, Mother Says.
5.Lidless Cup Is Given To Child, Instant Mess Ensues.
6.EXCLUSIVE: Mother Fails To Convince Child That They Will Love To Try Something New.
7.Study Shows That 100% Of Kid’s Won’t Finish Meal, All Moms Agree.
8.Stunning: See How Many Napkins One Family Uses In A Single Meal!
9.Mom Leave Restaurant Starving, Father Oddly Full.
10.Mom Vows To Never Eat Out Again.